Curated Kitsch

Things of note in this picture:
The walls - As I’ve said before, We are both big fans of neutrals. So, choosing gray as the color to paint our living was an easy decision. Finding the right shade wasn’t quite as easy. I was pretty anxious about not painting test swatches and ending up with a shade that was too green or too blue or too purple… too not neutral. Unfortunately, our budget coupled with a lack of transportation and conveniently located paint stores meant I had no choice but to trust the paint chip, the test lighting in store, and our instincts. We went with Pittsburgh Paint’s Steeple Gray in semi-gloss. Though, we’ve only painted the one wall so far, I’m pretty happy with our choice. At the end of the day it’s the perfect chameleon shade. Some times it looks the teeniest bit green, sometimes it looks the slightest bit blue. Most of the time it’s just a medium gray that provides a backdrop of sophistication in front of which our colorful furniture and belongings can shine. 
The side table - As witnessed from previous photos our beloved side table was pretty scratched to hell. The blonde finish was shredded all across the top revealing the natural wood underneath. While, typically, I am a big fan of blonde woods it wasn’t going to fit with our other living room furniture plans. Thus, I decided to take on the task of refinishing and painting it. A word to the wise, disassemble furniture as much as you can before you paint it. I didn’t and ultimately regret not doing so. While painting it, to get the two tone look I taped off the top panels and painted the dark color first. We choose Pittsburgh Paint’s Black Forest in a high gloss enamel. It was two shades darker than Steeple Gray on the same paint chip. It reads a lot more blue to the eye than I’d like but I don’t dislike it enough to even begin to consider refinishing it again. Once the several coats of Black Forest dried I removed the tape and retaped to do the two lighter panels. For that we went with PPs Fling Green. What we essentially looked for was a color similar to the cyan of American Spirits cigarette packs or Bianchi Celeste. Now for some ugly truths. Because I didn’t disassemble the table and instead just taped off the panels, while painting I experienced leaks under the tape, meaning I had to go through and re-do and clean up most of the edges by hand. I’m still not thrilled with the lack of crispness. Chris assures me however that upon first glance most people wouldn’t even notice the little imperfections. So, I’m doing my best to get over it. 
Tech Note: I didn’t like how desaturated this was looking when viewed in Google Chrome, so I upped the saturation and vibrance a bit to compensate. If you use an alternate browser and this looks a bit garish, my apologies.

Things of note in this picture:

  • The walls - As I’ve said before, We are both big fans of neutrals. So, choosing gray as the color to paint our living was an easy decision. Finding the right shade wasn’t quite as easy. I was pretty anxious about not painting test swatches and ending up with a shade that was too green or too blue or too purple… too not neutral. Unfortunately, our budget coupled with a lack of transportation and conveniently located paint stores meant I had no choice but to trust the paint chip, the test lighting in store, and our instincts. We went with Pittsburgh Paint’s Steeple Gray in semi-gloss. Though, we’ve only painted the one wall so far, I’m pretty happy with our choice. At the end of the day it’s the perfect chameleon shade. Some times it looks the teeniest bit green, sometimes it looks the slightest bit blue. Most of the time it’s just a medium gray that provides a backdrop of sophistication in front of which our colorful furniture and belongings can shine. 
  • The side table - As witnessed from previous photos our beloved side table was pretty scratched to hell. The blonde finish was shredded all across the top revealing the natural wood underneath. While, typically, I am a big fan of blonde woods it wasn’t going to fit with our other living room furniture plans. Thus, I decided to take on the task of refinishing and painting it. A word to the wise, disassemble furniture as much as you can before you paint it. I didn’t and ultimately regret not doing so. While painting it, to get the two tone look I taped off the top panels and painted the dark color first. We choose Pittsburgh Paint’s Black Forest in a high gloss enamel. It was two shades darker than Steeple Gray on the same paint chip. It reads a lot more blue to the eye than I’d like but I don’t dislike it enough to even begin to consider refinishing it again. Once the several coats of Black Forest dried I removed the tape and retaped to do the two lighter panels. For that we went with PPs Fling Green. What we essentially looked for was a color similar to the cyan of American Spirits cigarette packs or Bianchi Celeste. Now for some ugly truths. Because I didn’t disassemble the table and instead just taped off the panels, while painting I experienced leaks under the tape, meaning I had to go through and re-do and clean up most of the edges by hand. I’m still not thrilled with the lack of crispness. Chris assures me however that upon first glance most people wouldn’t even notice the little imperfections. So, I’m doing my best to get over it. 

Tech Note: I didn’t like how desaturated this was looking when viewed in Google Chrome, so I upped the saturation and vibrance a bit to compensate. If you use an alternate browser and this looks a bit garish, my apologies.

Okay guys, confession time. I don’t really like the color orange. In fact, it might even be my least favorite color. I am the odd sort of person who’s favorite colors are brown and white. What can I say? I Iove neutrals and earth tones. Yet for some reason I have aspired to one day own a big, orange, borderline tacky couch for almost as long as I can remember. Maybe it’s because when I was a kid I watched a lot of Saturday night Nickelodeon or Snick, for those in the know. Or maybe the desire didn’t come from Snick but instead from many Nick at Nite reruns of 70’s shows like Taxi and The Mary Tyler Moore Show. It’s a mystery I’ve yet to solve.

Some things I do know for certain? Our big orange couch is the best $30 I’ve ever spent. It was purchased at an estate sale with the pair of orange arm chairs and foot stool and was in nigh immaculate condition. It is massive enough Chris can stretch out completely and I still have room to sit on the end. It is wonderful for lazy day nap taking. From the tag under the cushions I’ve learned it was manufactured by Flexsteel, a company out of Dubuque, Iowa. However, much Google searching has not turned up any enlightening results as to what is the exact model or year. If you happen to know anything more than I do, please share your wealth of knowledge. 

Also pictured:

  • An art print of Statler and Waldorf. If you’re not familiar with this pair of curmudgeons get thee to Youtube at record haste! They are the grumpy old men created by Jim Henson, best known for their wry critiques delivered from the balcony of The Muppet Show theater. Chris and I only just recently discovered that they are both of our favorite muppets (though, Fozzie ranks a very close second for me). He made a passing remark about such to his mom a few weeks ago and then she whipped us up the custom piece as a surprise Christmas present. It’s hanging out on the easel til we find the right frame. 
  • A mannequin leg. This beat up ole gal was salvaged from the Chicago loft days. It will eventually be mounted on the wall above the bay window. Chris wants to airbrush it first. I’m into the idea of giving it some Sailor Jerry style tats but he’d rather go Geiger. Decisions, decisions. 


This chair is one of a pair that were purchased at an estate sale for $40. Yes, you read that right. I also got a a big tufted orange sofa for $30. When I saw the ad on Craigslist late at night, I was so excited I had to resist the urge to wake Chris up to show him. They were just our style and for less than a hundred bucks I HAD to have them all. 
Also pictured: 
 A MCM style side table that was inherited from one of Chris’ old Chicago loft roomates. Thanks, Kirby! It is pretty nastily beat up at the moment, but I just started sanding and repainting it today.
 A dinosaur bank loving referred to as “The Raptor”. The Raptor was found in my best friend Kayleighs back yard our senior year of high school. We think it was originally a lawn ornament but I have never in my life seen another dinosaur lawn ornament any where and find it hard to believe that Louisville of all places would stock something so rad. But I digress. Seeing as how he was hollow and had a small rectangular indent on his back that we thought would be just the right size for change with some quick exacto knife work we turned him into a bank easy peasy. 

This chair is one of a pair that were purchased at an estate sale for $40. Yes, you read that right. I also got a a big tufted orange sofa for $30. When I saw the ad on Craigslist late at night, I was so excited I had to resist the urge to wake Chris up to show him. They were just our style and for less than a hundred bucks I HAD to have them all. 

Also pictured: 

  •  A MCM style side table that was inherited from one of Chris’ old Chicago loft roomates. Thanks, Kirby! It is pretty nastily beat up at the moment, but I just started sanding and repainting it today.
  •  A dinosaur bank loving referred to as “The Raptor”. The Raptor was found in my best friend Kayleighs back yard our senior year of high school. We think it was originally a lawn ornament but I have never in my life seen another dinosaur lawn ornament any where and find it hard to believe that Louisville of all places would stock something so rad. But I digress. Seeing as how he was hollow and had a small rectangular indent on his back that we thought would be just the right size for change with some quick exacto knife work we turned him into a bank easy peasy. 
 




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